sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
the raccoons are back...
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