I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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