All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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