Dual....:-)
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Panties = found
Randomize
