I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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