Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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