please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
this is an emotional support booty call
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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