Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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