We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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