it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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