How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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