Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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