i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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