You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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