p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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