she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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