Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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