i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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