Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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