I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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