cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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