Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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