Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
In America we eat man semen.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
