i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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