I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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