I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
