What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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