Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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