Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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