I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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