My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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