but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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