WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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