What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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