I'm really into asian looking animals
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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