I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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