idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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