what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
this boner is exhausting
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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