Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
where am i from again
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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