I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You work out of a Hotel?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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