UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
sex on a bike is impossible
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