We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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