this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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