the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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