We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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