yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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