Your tits are I can't wait for
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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