Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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