Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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