You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I look better un-naked...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
