I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
