i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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