just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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