she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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