I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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