absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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