he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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